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NEW BTS: Dating Audit
Lindsey and Brandon are filming a BRAND NEW show where they Audit people's dating profiles.
And to get ready for the real thing, they're upgrading Lindsey's profile.
After seeing it, I gotta be honest...
I think she's gonna find her soulmate!
Check it out here.
You'll also learn about Brandon's secret past, see us pre-interview a guest, and more.
And if you wanna know how her profile turned out...
You can see it here.
What app is best, how do the prompts work, and what should you do with pictures!?
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Now, back to the shows!
NEW: Hammer It Out
Meet Isabella, Age 30.
And she's 1.6 MILLION dollars in debt!
(She's also married to a man in his 50's she met on Craigslist, but somehow that's not the headline.)
So...
Yeah...
Okay...
Anyway...
We do our best to help her out and give her some options for paying down debt that doesn't involve selling her soul.
Isabella's story is WILD and honestly it's worth watching to hear the whole thing.
Peep it here.
NEW: Breaking Down: I Fucking Hate Them
Oh Lord, these two were so annoying.
(Side note: why is every chick with a bullring
FUCKING insufferable?)
This entire episode was basically the girl trying to get one over on me, while her dude sat back like the dickless wonder.
TLDR: their spending was out of control and they think they're gonna get married.
RIIIIIGHT.
We talk about the casting, some of the insane shit they said after we stopped recording, and why a one-wheel is NEVER a good purchase.
Check it out here!
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Glad you asked.
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That's all for now!
Taquitos,
Caleb "Bullrings Suck" Hammer
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