I’m Starting to Suspect That the F.D.A. Is Just Trying to Get Me to Cook

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Today’s Cartoon, by Colin Tom

The heading reads “4 Omens of Impending Winter.” A four-panel image shows a woman experiencing the following things: a “sighting of a puffer jacket in 60° weather”; being “suddenly less attracted to iced coffee” (a human-size iced coffee strolls past as she looks uninterested); a “rapidly diminishing global perspective” (she begins to travel only between her apartment and a nearby deli); and “rising levels of ambient sputtering” (she is surrounded by people sniffling and coughing).

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